don't idea

In north american parlance, a thread that Ced rages into, blows his top, yells at everyone and tells them they're dumb, calms down and then inexplicably abandons the whole thing despite getting a ton of feedback to help with the original query

Everyone posted ideas and none of them are good enough and then two days later he says forget it, don't idea.

Don't be a bullshit!

the act of being stupid or untruthful talk or writing; nonsense.

Anu: Hey Jordan, what's 5 times 2?

Jordan: Uhhh...7?
Anu: Don't be a bullshit!!!! It's 3.
Grayson: Uhhh....I think I learned that it was 10. Dumbasses.

Don't be a Trump

a person who becomes very upset or angry when he or she loses a game, contest, election etc.

He threw a fit when he lost the game, crying, kicking and screaming, "You must have cheated! This isn't fair!". His friend got so frustrated with him that he finally looked at his friend and said, "Come on, man. Don't be a Trump!"

To-Don't List

The opposite of a "To-Do List", and isn't literally a list, but just an expression. Normally used when a friend/collleague/person says something that you should do/get and don't agree with. First appeared on the G4 TV Show "Code Monkeys".

Friend: "Hey, you should get that thing for that."

You: "I'm going to put that on my "To-Don't List"."

Don't be a 4

4 is officially below the cutoff line of "would you, or would you not hit that" which means it's worthless, useless and a complete waste of time on every level. It’s applicable to almost any situation where somebody is being a total douchecanoe. If you're being a 4 you're doing something completely lame and loseresque.

"Steven you want to go hit the bars in search of some strange?"
"Nah, I'm about to throw on the fruit boots and meet up with some of the boys"
"Are you guys going to the White Swallow Spa after?"
"Probably just chill down}"
"Don't be a 4"

don't be a fag

A convenient phrase to use on your homophobic friends whenever they suggest that you do something you don't want to do. This forces them to give up on their idea, because they won't want to seem gay. Normally doesn't require any further explanation.

Note: This will only work if your friends are absolutely retarded.

Jim: Dude, we should totally go to a bar and try to hook up with some girls.

You (in a lazy mood): Dude, seriously, don't be a fag. That's disgusting.

Jim: Oh shit, you're right. Never mind.

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Stan: Dude, that Sara chick totally wants my schlong. Should I go for it?

You (with the intention of hooking up with Sara yourself): Dude, come on. Don't be a fag. How many times do I have to tell you?

Stan: Yeah you're right dude, what was I thinking..

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don't ask don't smell

Something you can say after expelling some noisome bodily gas, fluid or solid in the presence of others.

“Pee-yoo! Who did that?”
“Don't ask don't smell.”

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