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That Bitch don’t eat cake

An unusual event that could lead to unwanted circumstances

Guy 1: The police came down here asking questions about us.
Guy 2: Let’s get the f outta here. That bitch don’t eat cake.

by Shoehorn5.12 July 13, 2022


I don’t understand this life

I am a Cajun from Louisiana state and I don’t understand this life. It confuses me

I don’t understand this life. Why can’t I just live life as a savage instead

by WorseThanHitler January 21, 2021


We Don’t Know: The Game

We Don’t Know: The Game is a upgraded form of Calvinball.

Goal:
You HAVE to lose, no matter what or why.

Rules:
1 player must go over to a checkerboard and move the rook without his/her hands. The other must move a rock to a circle on the ground. If the rock reaches the circle and cracks before player 1 finishes, he loses 3 points. Player 2 climbs a tree and says a letter and a number. If the rook is on that spot. Player 1 runs into the tree while yelling “KING ME!” If he knocks the bubble rod down, he wins. (And remember: he must lose the game.) But if it is Tuesday, he loses.

Complicated, right?

Insert We Don’t Know: The Game being played here.

by Plasmus October 12, 2018


Don’t get me wrong

Noun - Just because I’m suddenly upcoming doesn’t mean I dig you or I’m just doing it because I need something in return. Either way it could mean I was controlling all this time and came to a conclusion that you’re worth the second thought or I just found the color of your shoes complimentary to the chair over there and it sparked joy. So I was thankful. (Don’t get me wrong) #vague

Don’t get me wrong, I think we’ll be fine. Then again let’s not go there.

Don’t get me wrong I really wish things were different.

by Curlyfry_3RO August 27, 2019


don’t sound so excited

When someone is obviously irritated or annoyed you can tell them ‘don’t sound so excited!’ Or maybe ‘don’t seem (or get/be) too (or so) excited!’ To piss them off or maybe make them laugh.

I feel like everyone on the internet has forgotten this phrase and I personally love it and use it all the time 🤓

Person 1: “ugh, seriously, we have to do the mile in gym today..”
Person 2: “don’t sound so excited!”

Person 1: “bruh.. my mom told me that her and my dad are getting a divorce ..”
Person 2: “don’t seem so excited!”

by Live4LOONA July 7, 2023


Sleepy Feet Don’t Eat

Basically if you sleep too much or procrastinate you won’t get anywhere in life.
-J

Person 1: Dang I missed the time period to register for that thing.

Person 2: Aye man sleepy feet don’t eat

by Kat Right March 2, 2022


i don’t stan nct but

when someone uses this statement they are an undercover nctzen but are scared to out themselves considering nctzens are the most hated fandom.

stan 1: “i don’t stan nct but hyuck’s singing is so good!”
stan 2: “wait if you don’t stan nct how do you know-…”

by kentrosaurus June 28, 2021