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how friends in college tell each other they are at their room without knocking so to not scare them into thinking it is an RA at the door
Friend 1: hey when you get to my room tonight just jiggle the doorknob so I know it’s you.
Friend 2: why can’t I knock?
Friend 1: because RA’s knock duh
Due to the sheer size of elephants, Finding a Doorknob in the Dark refers to how they mate. They mount and then just stay there until the males genitalia finds its way in.
Did you see those elephants? It looked like he had no idea where he was supposed to put it.
Yea, like finding a doorknob in the dark.
A drink common to the party areas of southern Florida. Common with frat boys. Served by annoyed bartenders that have to buy shots for patrons that have a loudly announced "birthday".
1/2 oz. mat juice
1/2 oz. well 151 rum
Frat girl: "OMFG! It's my boyfriends birthday!!" (Implying that subject bartender should offer free celebratory shots)
Bartender: "OMFG! Rusty doorknobs all around!!"
When you’re fondling a man’s balls twist them.
Man Nikki really knows her charismatic doorknobs.
When a man packs both his penis and testicles entirely in a woman's vagina simultaneously.
Likely performed by the rest of the world ever since Adam did it to Eve, the French were the first to claim responsibility and ownership of the French Doorknob.