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when a person or persons go up to a ransoms door and starts wanking in their door mail box. the person has to ring the door and finish before someone answers
bro davo and I got caught doing the doorknob challenge
When you stick your nose in an especially wet vagina
I asked bae for a Snotty Doorknob for my birthday; he said no.
Bro look at that doorknob licker, I bet he gets arrested by tomorrow morning.
When you put your nose in a unwiped arsehole
I got a Radley doorknob last night
A drink common to the party areas of southern Florida. Common with frat boys. Served by annoyed bartenders that have to buy shots for patrons that have a loudly announced "birthday".
1/2 oz. mat juice
1/2 oz. well 151 rum
Frat girl: "OMFG! It's my boyfriends birthday!!" (Implying that subject bartender should offer free celebratory shots)
Bartender: "OMFG! Rusty doorknobs all around!!"
Due to the sheer size of elephants, Finding a Doorknob in the Dark refers to how they mate. They mount and then just stay there until the males genitalia finds its way in.
Did you see those elephants? It looked like he had no idea where he was supposed to put it.
Yea, like finding a doorknob in the dark.
A descriptive word for instances when you may come across a male with a plump, bulbous, large tip followed by a slim based penis.
Omg girl, he had a terrible case of doorknob dick!