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deadass a doorknob

Why did you search this up?are you ok?are you an idiot?did you misspell something?Perhaps you’re uneducated..

Wow you’re deadass a doorknob”

by Lettuce_From_Hell August 21, 2021


jiggle the doorknob

how friends in college tell each other they are at their room without knocking so to not scare them into thinking it is an RA at the door

Friend 1: hey when you get to my room tonight just jiggle the doorknob so I know it’s you.

Friend 2: why can’t I knock?
Friend 1: because RA’s knock duh

by allnightlongeeerr October 28, 2018


Finding a Doorknob in the Dark

Due to the sheer size of elephants, Finding a Doorknob in the Dark refers to how they mate. They mount and then just stay there until the males genitalia finds its way in.

Did you see those elephants? It looked like he had no idea where he was supposed to put it.

Yea, like finding a doorknob in the dark.

by Momo J December 18, 2009