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A fatal virus caused by a person named Doris
Symptoms: Inclination to "I am Doris"
Cure: NONE
The people who are infected by The Doris Virus will say " Hi, I'm Doris
A badass basketball player who will fucking beat your ass if you come at her.
oh imma beat her ass
who
Dorie
oh no don't she'll beat you
Person 1:I can't win a single race of Mario Kart.
Person 2: You must be going against a Dorie.
Everything is just fine. In World War I, Hungarian Dorothy was a prostitute who offered free services to the soldiers on the front lines, and was fondly remembered as Hunky Dory. “How’s it going?” “Hunky dory!”
“How’s it going?” “Everything’s Hunky-dory!”
Guy 1: hey have you seen doris kasymova?
Guy 2: who is that?
Guy1: Omg u dont know!? Doris kasymova is the most prettiest girl Ever!
Auntie Doris, the evil witch who took your soul.
Auntie Doris whose been dead for six hundred years and can now walk the earth.
Auntie Doris who takes on the form of a man! Uncle Herb enters the room carrying a purple robe. Uncle Herb: I just bought this at Goodwill. A: Auntie Doris who?
"Oh god. Fo-for some reason this literally only works... properly on with uh... knock knock jokes."
~ Markiplier after reading the Auntie Doris script, 2022