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When a man is a little heavy set, but not so much so that one could define him as fat.
Jacob has gotten chunky dory since the last time I saw him. He must’ve been eating a lot of hotdogs.
When someone is so in need of sexual pleasure, that you would lower every standard you have and sleep with anyone.
Dave is so hard up for pussy he is Doris Desperate...
When a person can't remember anything he or she is told no matter how hard they try
Josh:Hey Kyle did we have any homework in math?
Kyle:dude we were just there how do you not remember?????
Josh:I told you man I have dory syndrome!
#cancelabortion2020 & #canceltranspeople2020
ne volim feministkinke i te seme - Doris Stankovic
#cancelabortion2020 & #canceltranspeople2020
ne volim feministkinje i te seme - doris stankovic
when your wife has sex with you to resolve tension built up after menstruation.
My wife apologized yesterday for being such a bitch this week, everything is now humpy dory.
the act of inserting a cookie or biscuit into someones rectum and then attempting to hoover it out by sucking on the subjects mouth. The event is usually dangerous, as an entire substance is reverse digested back up a persons body.
yeah, i gave her a crumbly dory. now she cant feel her face.