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douchebag

a massive dick; a big asshole

k1234567890y accused his co-worker of being sinister and bitesome as a cobra and kept talking shits about him out of nothing? what a fucking douchebag k1234567890y is!

by it is not your business July 27, 2019

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douchebag

A person who acts with complete and utter disregard for anyone besides themselves and is only working towards their own gain.

Thomas Edison was a quintessential douchebag.

by Paikaia July 11, 2012

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douchebag

A term used to describe a specific type of obnoxious, overtly aggressive, insecure, homophobic, or otherwise undesirable young white male, often from the Northeastern or Middle Atlantic region of the United States. This individual is often characterized by one or more of the following traits: Ed Hardy t-shirts, excessively gelled hair, gold chains, barbed wire tattoos enveloping steroid-enhanced biceps, track suits.

Last week at the Shore, I nearly passed out from the suffocating cloud of cologne emanating from this annoying mass of high-fiving douchebags.

by ewk1138 April 20, 2010

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douchebag

A person with a variety of negative qualities, specifically arrogance and engaging in obnoxious and/or irritating actions without malicious intent.

Ron MacLean of CBC's Hockey Night in Canada is a douchebag.

by canucklehead67 January 17, 2010

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douchebag

An obnoxious, pretentious, self-important jerk whoโ€™s oblivious to their own ridiculousness.

John Edwards is a douchebag

South Park:
John Edwards: But I'm a psychic.

Stan: No dude, your a douche.

John Edwards: I'm not a douche. What if I really believe dead people talk to me?

Stan: Then you're a stupid douche.

by LivvyGrl December 19, 2011

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douchebag

An overall asshole that somehow manages to achieve more than you in life. They often ignore you, talk behind your back, and hate to be around you. Often times, they will believe themselves to be cooler, smarter, etc. than you, and will act like you do not exist because you are below their superiority level.

Admit it, you just looked up "douchebag" on Urban Dictionary because right now you are thinking that someone you know is such a douchebag.

by ColtCababa November 18, 2012

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Douchebagging

To verb to douchebag. Driving in a car with the windows down, driving slow with the volume cranked up.

Yo man let's go douchebagging.

by Nalim Iccartsam November 21, 2011

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