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A game for nerds who know that there life sucks. They play this game so they can escape their sucky lifes and try to be the strongest person ever, but only in this fantasy world.
My life sucks so Im going home to play Dungeons and Dragons.
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The one qualifier of being a total dork ass. If you are unsure if someone is a total nerd, just ask if they play this game.
Be weary, the ash troll has a level 8 magic power dagger!
Nerd: I smite thee with my power dagger!
Dork Ass: I have the Shield of Almador! I take no damage!
Nerd: Let us be merry and travel to Calmaderk to smite the evil wizard!
Dork Ass: I love dungeons and dragons!
Nerd: Will you be my boyfriend?
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While eating a girl out and simultaneously jacking off, you chomp down on her vag, come on her face and yell "I am the DUNGEON MASTER" then run out the room.
"Yo bro, did you finally fuck that girl or just Dungeon Master all over her face?"
"Dude, I fucked my ex last night."
"Realy?"
"Yeah, the weird thing was it was after I Dungeon Mastered her."
"I know brah... I was there"
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the act female carnal exploration done by a male (as referred to exchange of words between Principal Masterson and Ned in the soon to be blockbuster hit "17 Again".)
Mr. Yang wants to keep plundering the dungeon of Ms. Marla until her dungeon explodes.
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Dungeons and Dragons is a game where the socially intelligent players should never come out of the closet and hide all evidence of this virgin prolonging addiction.
Keep it on the DL and get some outdoor hobbies so you don't rot in your grandma's basement without ever meeting a girl.
DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS IN THE CLOSET PLAYERS CAUGHT IN THE ACT! MAN THEY'RE REALLY KEEPING IT GAMER!
Dungeon Master: "The goblins spot you! Roll for initiative!
Player: "Oh boy, a 20 and a 1!"
KNOCK KNOCK
"Oh shit! THe only girls I know are here! Quick! Shove it in the closet!
Ladies: "What were you guys doing in the closet? Why don't you guys just admit your gay."
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"Dungeon" in this instance is derogatorily referring to a vagina whilst the term "Duster" refers to a man's moustache.
Well by the look of that thing you have got yourself a well kept 'Dungeon Duster' if i may say so...
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