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A kiss for everyone.
A kiss for tolerance.
A kiss that can be exchanged at any time, anywhere, between anyone
The kiss that lasts forever.
Sometimes innocent, sometimes naughty… full of lust!
But always from the heart.
This Valentine, let’s spread the Dutch Kiss
If you believe love is a fundamental right for everyone
And every person may choose who they love, without restriction
- The Dutch Kiss between Madonna and Britney was inspiring!
- I just got a Dutch Kiss... from my dog
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The state of orgasm after really good sex.
How about I open my rusty dusty for you to pogo stick in, until my Queen Bee bounces up so hard it knocks me into Dutch Wonderland?
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When a girls vagina cums very creamy, you then dip an old Dutch potato chip in it and use it as chip dip as an alternative for other dips.
Carter: Oh shit Amanda, I picked up Dutch chips but forgot the dip.
Amanda: That's okay we can just cream Dutch it. It's way better macros anyway's.
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A legal tax dodge also called the Double Irish. Profits are sent to Ireland which has a high tax rate. But, Ireland doesn't tax some payments made to other EU states, so the money is sent to a shell in the Netherlands. The Dutch have very low tax laws, so it is home free. The money is then routed to an Irish-owned subsidieary in Bermuda which is why it is called Double Irish. The corporation has only paid 0.2% of taxes in this process. What a deal!
Google made billions of dollars on it's overseas investments but used the Dutch Sandwich to pay a total of 2.5% in taxes on the profits!
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1. to exploit and commercialize a culturally significant person, place, thing or idea by an outsider with no cultural significance themselves.
2. to ignore a person and their principles for the sake of their own greed.
the local artist who cared not about money or copyrighting was venomously von dutched by the yuppie enterprise in la la land.
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Similar to a Dutch Oven, the Dutch Office is created by the conspicuous breaking of wind in a tightly enclosed area. The ideal environment for a Dutch Office is a small, fully enclosed workspace. Open, well ventilated areas are less desireable but will suffice in a pinch.
Once the location is slected, the propegant, or farter, must emit rancid anal fumes several times until even he, previously unable to distinguish his own farts from clean air, is so revolted by the thick stench that he must leave the office. Then the victim, or smeller, must enter the office. Upon opening the door to the office, the smeller will surely pass out from the concentrated aroma of the pungent farts.
For best results, the farter should enjoy a lunch of atomically spicy indian, turkish or korean food. Wait approxiamtely 45 minutes and let it rip, careful to avoid staining your undies.
Yo I gave my boss a dutch office while he was out to lunch yesterday. Shit smelled so bad in there that the dude had an annurism.
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A "dutch" in this context, is a spliff, or hand rolled marijuana cigarette. The phase is used when requesting that a comrade lend you his for a sample toke.
(Thanks, Missy Elliot!)
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