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Liv is a dwarf because she is a fat compressed bitch and a snitch
The most amazing species to ever exist. They are very strong and loyal. The Dwafs are often overlooked but they are the pinnacle of fantasy. Many people love the Elves but they do not deserve it. The dwarfs work tirelessly for countless hours while the Elves frolic about being idiots. The Dwarfs will never be as weak as the Elves. The Dwarfs are just naturally superior to them.
The Dwarfs are amazing!
The Dwarfs are better than Elves!
Dwarf; A person that is under 4’10, or 58 inches (147.32 centimeters). Dwarves are most commonly 4’0, or 48 inches (121.92 centimeters).
A dwarf is a very short person.
A nickname given to a short friend, the other friend usually has the nickname 'Dwarf nugget Jr'
Someone who has the nickname 'Dwarf nugget' is most likely below the height of "5'3"
A dwarf nugget is somewhat kind and fairly rude to their friends. They love to mess around with you and try to give you a good laugh. They are a bit insecure and shy, but are usually willing to do embarrassing things when with their friends. They are also very fucking stupid. They are the stupidest species on the planet earth, and are often tricked to do hilarious and dirty things not realizing it until they already did it.
"Oh, hey dwarf nugget whatcha doin?"
"Eh nothing much dwarf nugget jr, just trying a new food combination"
"Oh?"
"Yea, I call it the cheesy pickle pizza"
"What is it?"
"A pizza with crust stuffed with cheese and pickles."
"That uhh, uhm... Yea that's definitely interesting.."
Just posting this definition to point out that the expression predates Family Guy by decades, having at least appeared in Paul Schrader's 1971 essay "Notes on Film Noir".
Ralph Meeker, in his best performance, plays Hammer, a midget among dwarfs.
When you kick a girl in both shins so she can't stand up properly and then shit in her head.
"hey Michelle what's that smell and why are you in your knees?"
"Yeah about that, Harrison gave me a filthy dwarf"