"Hey man, you want to play football"
"We can play it on EA Sports"
"How? Is it in the game or something?"
Short term for „Eiter Ausn Schwanzi“.
EAS is a sexually transmittable decease.
Simon has been diagnosed with EAS.
Theres a whole lotta white Eiter comin out of his schwanzi.
Initialism standing for Emotional Attachment Syndrome. That's to say: believing a prostitute to be your girlfriend/boyfriend
Dillon had a very thin skin, and as such suffered greatly from EAS; the working girls would regularly bleed him dry
The Emergency Alert System, used in the US during local, state, and national emergencies
**SAME Headers**
**Alert Tone**
EAS alert type
Alert issuer
Details
**SAME Tones**