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When you wake up and life sucks.
Aaaahhh. Worst day ever. Diarrhea, community service, and pizza party.
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Used to describe something amazing, usually something new to the person describing it.
Jay: Dude, cone-ing is the best shit ever!
Mark: You say that about everything when you first find out about it.
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The one used to please ones self. right hand is choice for some.
oooooh hell yeah! you do a better hand job than my wife.
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a phrase to use when something goes completely wrong or life sucks. (Mark Baker 2007)
'waaaaa, i failed therms. worst birthday ever'
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Crappily Ever After is kinda like Happily Ever After, except the opposite...
Look at those two, shacking up and all, they are destined to live Crappily Ever After..
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Wanna listen to best song ever by one direction cfjygfdreydtr6tgyjthgyjmuyfjtyfyjfgyugtyjfrthdtdjfygkuujliukuuiukukuuuiui
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The best girlfriend ever isn’t just your ordinary girl, she’s amazing but has one key feature, her name is Liv! She’s the best and you can always rely on her to make you smile and laugh in the worst situations!
“Who’s the best girlfriend ever”
“It’s liv of corse!”
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