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when a girl is anally riding u cowgirl style and she farts and shits on your dick and then she slides off and uses her shit as lube as she gives you a footjob and then wipes it all over your chest
that bitch gave me the brown eel last night and i almost had to wife her
The coolest person to ever exist, even cooler than a cool cat. They are so cool that they can breathe underwater.
Tod: Have you heard about that new chick?
Richard: Yeah dude, she's a total cool eel. She really turns me on with that electric feel.
A used eel is any kind of eel used in any kind of way that must be discarded later
Mg: I shove eels in my ass
Lucifer: thats one way to use them
Mg: used eels
To clamp live jumper cables to one's testicles or labia whilst shoving batteries and electric eels up your/their ass exclaiming, "I'm fully charged now!"
Dude why tf do you look so in pani?
Because I just performed the Eel Boi
A slimy eel is when you jack off in the shower with shampoo for lubricant and than keep going untill you shock yourself.
take shampoo and rub it on ur cock in the shower for a while u get a slimy eel
Another way of saying Masturbating, wrestling your eel
Guy 1: What did you do yesterday?
Guy 2: I was home alone, guess
Guy 1: You were probably wrestling your eel all day
Guy 2: Yeah