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v. Unintended male ejaculation caused by an action, especially unintended exposure or slippage by a female wearing too little clothing. Typically the ejaculator is one of limited sexual experience and does not possess the ability to control his "load".
Aaron -"Hey where did Nate go?
Ben -"Oh man, when that girl (motioning with hand) bent over and her tittie came flying out, Nate had a collateral ejaculation and had to run to the bathroom."
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Balloon ejaculation - the releasing of balloons upon the end of a political event, party or other large social gathering.
Presidential primaries and caucuses, the electoral foreplay we've been engaging in since February which will culminate in the mass balloon ejaculations of this summers conventions - John Oliver
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When your brain penis impregnates all cognitively demanding situations/ideas/thoughts in your environment; also, including the impregnation of wisdom to all present organisms in said environment.
The level of wisdom you are ejaculating from your brain penis must be impregnating the wisdom of those around you. Your neuro-ejaculate is allowing you to be very level headed tonight, Kyle.
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1: An ejaculation of mucus through the nose.
2a: What happens when you laugh so hard phlegm shoots out of your nose at high speeds.
2b: What happens when you express concentrated emotion through your nose through snorking (surprise), laughing (happiness) or just plain breathing out through your nose waaay too fast* (shocked disbelief).
*Usually happens at the same time as you spit out what ever beverage is in your mouth.
Person 1: (says something funny and unbelieveable) Can you believe that?!?
Person 2: *Laughs so hard phlegm shoots out through his nose*
Person 1: Woah dude, you just had a major nasal ejaculation!
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Person 2: *spits out all liquid contents of mouth and boogeys go flying*
Person 1: Eeew man! You just had a nasal ejaculation
See also: Nasal Ejaculate (verb form)
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A condition suffered by (typically uncircumcised) men who are embarrassed about not ejaculating as much semen as other guys.
Luis felt a pang of ejaculation envy as he saw Josh's semen pour out of April's pussy after his massive sperm dump and dreaded the sloppy seconds with his foreskin full of Josh's semen.
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“ejaculation technique” is a sophisticated courtship strategy ordinarily directed at an unattainable hottie. The technique involves the man ejaculating into a water bottle, coffee, or food item to be consumed or ingested by the target hottie. This technique can be used after or concurrently with the Clarence Thomas technique of romancing a hottie by placing your pubic hair follicles on the lid of her preferred beverage container. Warning - - this technique may constitute a misdemeanor or felony under state law and you probably should consult a local criminal defense attorney before you employ the ejaculation technique.
Chewbacca: Dude, I’m going out with that trashy chick from accounting on Friday night. If all goes well, I might be showing her my “oh face.”
Spiccoli: Sweet! What was your opening line?
Chewbacca: No opening line. I used the ejaculation technique right after having a strawberry margarita at lunch and then deposited a gift in her water bottle. She guzzled that shit down and then asked me out. Classic!
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1. (n.) The absurd practice of betting inordinate sums of money before the flop is shown in Texas Hold'em 2. To go all in before the flop.
Can you believe McSpell? Betting $60 before the flop, and all he was sitting on was pocket twos. He must suffer from preflop ejaculation
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