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There is no such thing! Like unicorns, emo kids do not exist. I know that most of you have heard this but it has to be said again. EMO IS SHORT FOR EMOTIONALLY CHARGED HARDCORE PUNK. Can you be emotionally charged hardcore punk? Hmm? Hmm? ..... Yeah. Thought so bitch. Contrary to popular belief, it does not stand for emotional. People who wear vagina pants, faded band tees & fringes aren't emo. They are called scenesters.
Scenesters are commonly mistaken for emo kids by retarded posers.
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an annoying boy or girl that spends their time complaining about the world they live in saying that "nobody understands them" and that "they aren't accepted"
An emo kid listens to emo music suck as Coheed and Cambria, or Fall out Boy, etc.
An emo's characteristics:
Thick rimmed square black glassses
tight pants
stud belt
etc
etc
emo kid- my life sucks man. I hate it. nobody understands me! i'm going to go self mutilate now. *tears*
Other emo kid- Dude! i feel your pain. here are some tissues. make sure you clean the blade when ur done. Nobody wants blood all over the place now do they?
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Kids who usually wear tight jeans (guys usually steal girl's jeans), black wool hats, sweaters, scarves (even when it's soo hott no one in their right mind would wear one). Shoes are usually colored/drawn all over (vans slip ons, converse, etc.), either fitted shirts (stripes, polka dots, etc.), or very loose shirts. Loads of eyeliner usually black, chopped up hair in different colors. Goes to local clubs, shows with local bands, usually hang out with scene kids.
Kittie is such an emo kid with her weird clothes, and hanging out with scene kids with their dinosaurs.
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Kids who convince themselves that life is horrible. Often, they will cut themselves AND draw on bruises to make it look like NOT ONLY did they cut themselves but daddy beat them, when in reality they're spending his money on all the emo clothes and the studded belt. They turned the studded belt, which used to be in the domain of metal, into almost an embarrassment. often just want attention and sex.
As a funny after thought, there used to be no emo kids, just "Emo" as an insult from Hardcore kids. Not to be confused with punk or hardcore.
There are two types of emo kids: Dark and Bright
Dark emo kids often have really dark clothing, really dark eyes, and don't talk a lot. They are truly anti-social, might be quite content not having friends, and are truly introverted. Don't try to befriend them, you'll fail miserably.
Bright emo kids are the most poseur kids ever. Generally, they have great lives in giant suburban homes and are incredibly social, but use the emo movement as a ruse to get attention. They love to complain about every little thing that's wrong with them, and if you try to socialize with them and you're not another bright emo kid, you will instantly be inundated with bullshit. Generally, they tend to be of the more popular kind, and are the females of this type can grow to be quite annoying, and the men can grow to be quite frustrating as you try to convince them that their lives don't suck.
Damn, look at Kate! The year's almost over and she still hasn't a single friend!
Bright emo kid: *cry* will you listen to my poem? I wrote it last night after my dad beat me. *cry*
Me: No. Can I see your arm? *rubs off ink* your dad didn't beat you.
Bright emo kid (in frustration): Ow, that hurt! That's a bruise! *cry*
Me: No it isn't. I just wiped it off. *Makes angry faic* Don't lie to me man.
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an "emo kid" doesn't exist. "emo" is a genre of music. Also you are who you want to be and nobody can ever ever take that away from you, so if someone would like to call themselves "emo" then so be it. but i know what people mean when they say they're emo. however do you notice... that the "real emo people" in other words people who fit your typical "emo kid " discription dont call themselves emo. but fakers tend to do so. becuase "lyke omg im lyke so emo with my lyke pink fury leopeard converse and my juicy tracksuit that ive like custonmised with d&g shades"... are not "emo". or people who calim to be depressed. becasue real "emo" people dont. they are mousy quiet and dont bother to tell anyone about themselves apart form theyre very close knite circle of friends.
tthe real "emo kid" doesnt state that they are emo. doesnt cry for help. they do what they want to do and they are not purposely meliscious nor do they want anyone to think about them
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1) The only people who would give the defenitions of emology and emologist thumbs down, because they know its true and they're ashamed.
2) A reason to bring two completely different people together to beat ass.
1. emology: (n) The study of emotional music and the losers who listen to it.
9 thumbs up, 1 thumb down
2. Gangster: emo sucks, dawg.
Metalhead: damn right motha fucker, lets whoop their asses.
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An individual, usually a teenager, who can't get over the fact that they suck and don't deserve to be on this planet.
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