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a man with smol pp and that could be much older and have the mental age of a 4 year old and the attention span of a fly.
he is often confused as a mentally handicapped person, and always wonders why most people are so nice to him.
store clerk guy- hello sir, is this all?
Evan- yyyEEEssSSsss iT iSSSs :)
store clerk guy- ah yes, i see. *gives groceries* have a very nice day.
Evan- okAy. *takes groceries*
7👍 9👎
A really awesome guy if your nice to him... he'll get really mad sometimes. But he's REALLY funny! Not afraid to say whats on his mind.
Girl 1: I hope Evan asks me to the dance he's super hot and really funny!
Girl 2: No you don't he has anger issues!
Girl 1: oh... :(
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A guy who has to rely on pot smoking to survive. Gets pissed off when he is out of weed. A hard-core drinker. Likes to get naked and walk around the house when he is drunk.
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Thinks everyone is his friend but every one really hates his guts and he also make fun of his friends (THAT'S A LIE about him having any friends)about random ass shit ugly as fuck boy reminds me of a fucking pussy cat.A dumb Ginger that thinks he's cool but isn't. Thinks everyone is his friend but everyone really hates his guts and he also make fun of his friends (THAT'S A LIE about him having any friends)about random ass shit ugly as fuck boy reminds me of a fucking pussy cat
Hey look at Evan He looks so gay.
4👍 4👎
Evan is a skinny cunto that goes to all the arsenal games
Arsenal : Evan! You coming to the game tonight.
Evan : of course, a wouldn't miss a game for the world.
4👍 4👎
A guy who's not athletic and smokes too much and also has one lung because he's a dumbass
Habibi evan come try this bepsi its so good
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likes to vape then get caught vaping in the bath room at school tgen do other stupid stuff
hey look at that kid getting clipped yup he just pulled an Evan
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