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Extra weight - mostly in the hip, thigh and bum region caused by too much study, stress induced comfort eating and not enough exercise
The FRACS exam has given me exam fat
Used to change the topic of discussion very subtly
Gf: How tf can you cheat on me with my own father??!!!
Me: Are you giving any competitive exams this year?
Gf: No
That phenomenon where the exam season of many second & third level academic institutions coincides with record breaking sunny weather perfect for outdoor extracurricular activities, only for the weather to promptly return to cloudy rain once they're done.
"Oi, Ollie! We're off Sparchin' ya comin'?"
"Fucking can't, Physiology & Anatomy exam tomorrow! "
"Ah that's harsh, fucking Exam Weather...
It's where you do 2 shots of Jameson, drink a pint of Guinness, then stick your finger in your own arse!
I was bloody pissed, so I did an Irish Rectal Exam.
A monitored academic assessment. Everyone over 50 should have a proctored exam as a preventative educational check-up.
Proctored exams are administered by proctologists, who are tasked with being as anal about preventing you from cheating as possible.
My online proctored exam was overseen by Proctor Dre, who made me turn off my NWA playlist in case it contained hidden messages.
actual hell. christians are wrong about what hell looks like. it looks like exams. fucking exams
teacher: u hav an exam
me: FUCK *drops out of school*