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Fudan ICES is a chinese language school for westerners with too much money to pay for an highly estimed education in one of south China's top university. For 10,000 kuai a semestre you get the priviledge of sticking very closely to the curriculum of textbooks, writing characters on blackboards and sitting 22 hours a week on back-pain wrenching chairs- which means you pay the same amount afterwards in physiotherapy (can't claim on their expensive, useless health insurance). On arrival you do the foreigners physical examination which wants a scan of your lungs in a truck lacking so much privacy that you practically expose yourself topless in front of your fellow students.
Being in such a big school you would think you would at least make 1 chinese friend, not so. Unless you get lost and happen to ask the same person directions, or go up to some random person and scare them with your western directness (and face), the chances of you making friends are nil. When you eventually make one friend, they tend to be loyal.
International students have two residences, but avoid the fudan halls at all costs unless you want to further break your back with their hard (wooden) mattresses.
Nightlife consists of going to Helens and watching chinese people get smashed. They will probably look 9 years old, but are in fact older. Ask them just in case. For the more adventurous (outside fudan village), other Popular clubs includes Phebe, M2 and Muse, where you get to see the real China (drunk foreigners, creepy old chinese men and passed out chinese girls).
Fudan ICES is the perfect place for people who can't find jobs, students on their year abroad from universities no one has heard of, and generally people who have a lot of money and want to buy into the brand of Fudan.
Fudan university (cultural exchange school)
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A great title for a porn franchise
Man I've seen some good porno in my day. .but you need to go check out new York cock Exchange (black monday) it's the best!
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The exchange rate between the words used in the "I don't give a ___" phrase. In a recent treaty between all English-speaking nations, it has been determined that there are:
2.71828183 shits per one fuck
3.14159265 damns per one shit
and 5.02734907 x 10^5 hoots per one damn
Brett: You see that cloud up there? It doesn't give a fuck about your existence _or 2.71828183 shits or 3.14159265 damns or 5.02734907 x 10^5 hoots.
Alex: Wow, you know the entire hoot-damn-shit-fuck exchange rate.
Or
Boy: I don't give two fucks about your feelings!
Girl: wow you really don't care about me
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A misspelling of the word 'nice'. Occasionally used to describe nissan.
"Ooh, that's a nyse car."
"The Nissan?"
"No you n00b, the car!"
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Office terminology. When you have a mug exchange scheduled, but one of the participating members calls out of work that day or claims their mug hasn’t arrived in the mail yet. Therefore, postponing the mug exchange.
Lissett called out of work and left me with Mug exchange blue balls.
An unfortunate event in which the woman you marry takes the role as the male of the house and leaves you looking like a bitch.
After the wedding, the groom knew he fell for the Laughlin Exchange when the bride forced him to partake in sexual intercourse involving a strap-on.
The Stinky Exchange consists of a male and a female. This process starts with the man taking a mondo dookie while the female rides his penis as the female also proceeds to defecate into the gap inbetween his legs into the same toilet.
Man-“Damn I need to shit so bad, but I’m also really horny.”
Girl-“Same, let’s do the Stinky Exchange.”