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A Fail Goose is someone who does something so massively lame that they have simply failed at life. They are in turn called a fail goose.
Also, the collective term for a group of people failing together is a flock of fail geese.
This term is becoming popular and is sometimes seen tagged through twitter as #failgoose.
Jean: You spelled together wrong, its spelt T-O-G-E-T-H-R
Bob: OMG, ur such a fail goose.
Complete and total failure when success should have been reasonably easy to attain.
<after getting pwned in a video game>
Player1 Dude, we just got reamed
Player2 Yeah, Epic Fail
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A "panda fail" occurs when someone is so unsuccessful at a particular task (ie. the apparent lack of sex drive among pandas) that the person's existance is no longer necessary.
Bob's decline of his wife's offer to have sex with her while concurrently eating a sandwich was a total panda fail.
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Possibly one of the most amazing and underrated emocore bands from Ridgewood NJ(Better Recognize). See these guys live. Their lyrics are amazing and the instrumental aspect is insane.
Senses Fail is one of the greatest bands out there!
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Epic- Anything great, spectacular, or large/monumental in nature
Fail- An inability to complete an objective, task or job either assigned or volunteered for.
Epic Fail -A mistake of such monumental proportions that it requires its own term in order to sucessfully point out the unfathomable shortcomings of an individual or group.
Jack: Uh, dude? I may or may not have wrecked 14 ferrari's with my moped after derailing a whole train carrying nothing but kittens and puppies...
Jim: Epic Fail, Man. EPIC Fail.
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How was your driving test?
I failed😔
Ohh shit did u have fail gail?
Yup I didn’t even do anything wrong
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a term used for a good grade, such as a b+, but it still wont land you in stanford
also used to describe the situation an asian is in when they say the words "im like failing"
this grade would be considered good, if not acceptable for any other race, excluding indians and russians
im like failiing, said suzy after she saw teh 87 on her test
sam asian failed is test with a b+, insuring he will only go to a state university, rather than an ivy league school
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