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when a girl can get the guys penis "up" because of her grossly, disgusting looks
molly i cant get hard because your to damn ugly. ther fore causing a "failure to launch"
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When someone Fails at something they are amazingly good at or when someone dies in a ironic way but funny at the same time.
Guy 1: Did you know i pwn at gears with the chainsaw?
guy 2: Really lets play today. 3 hrs latr
Guy 2: Damn, i thought you said you were good
Guy 1: I never said that (Denial)
IRONIC FAILURE
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When people post words on Urban Dictionary, but the negative votes outweigh the positive votes.
A: Dude! That concert was so bomb dot com!
B: -looks up word on urban dictionary-
Only 1000 likes, and 3800 dislikes? What an urban failure..
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A commercial failure is a group that does not reach expectations of success, especially a group who's fanbase is loud with little to no action behind them.
please note: if 'the shoes fit' the term commercial failure may or may not lead to you getting suspended and any platform of choice. i.e. twitter by triggered kpoppies.
origin: @jungianbts
fandom: BTS ARMY
'your faves are nothing but commercial failures'
'commercial failures who bundles and still couldn't reach ______, how embarrassing'
'i am an army but i dont we should call other groups "flop". calling other groups "flop" is so petty. we can honestly do better. so step up the game and call them "commercial failures" like they are.'
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Similar to epic failure which is failure when success is highly probable, magic failure occurs when a process or operation that has a 100% chance of success inexplicably fails.
Person A: I do this process the same way I always do, I know it works, but for some unknown reason, it will not and there is nothing wrong.
Person B: Magic failure...
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When a person has lost all hope in life and has no goals or ambitions set and even if they did they wouldn't be able to maintain them.
Hey I'm going to go out and try my luck with all the women...
Ok, best if luck.
*Sighs* I was rejected by all 300... I have lost all hope, I'm such a failure in life!
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The moment when your brain splits up and fails in memorizing something important, but instead gives you two options which will cause you a huge amount of stress that day, especially when in the office.
John: Hey Bob, I am going to get some coffee would you like some?
Bob: Wait John!
John: ???
Bob: JUST FUCKING WAIT MAN I AM THINKING
John: About what?
Bob: The moment I left the house, I remember taking my phone with me, but I can't find it anywhere!
John: ... So did you lose it somewhere?
Bob: Maybe. Perhaps I just forgot it at home.
John: Yeah... or you lost it on your way to work.
Bob: FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU
Adam: Hehehe. What a Cerebrum Failure..
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