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1. A punch so powerful and so mysterious, it holds the capability of breaking through the fabrics of time. There are many complicated theories, but in short, there is no past, nor no future. There is only one tense;The Falcon Punch is the only thing to ever truly exist. All you see is but an illusion. Think of a pond- when you throw a stone into a pond, ripples stream out from it. Due to Captain Falcon Falcon Punching Black Shadow, he destroyed time itself, and that simply repeats itself. It is said if you repeat the words "SHIEN SHIEN SHIEN, SHIEENNN-ZUUU" in a deep bass voice, you will wake up to a Falcon Punch. You will then be taken to the Heavens, led of course, by Captain Falcon.
2. A narrated punch, can generally be used in mid-air. Causes friends/little brothers to cry when spammed repeatedly, along with other cheap moves.
1. "SHIEN SHIEN SHIEN, SHIENNNZUUU" (I will not die!)
"FALCAWNN POOOOONNCCHHHHH"
*Universe explodes.*
2. "FALCON PUNCH! Show me ya moves!"
"Tyler, god damnit, all you ever do is spam that stupid fucking move. Go outside, and make some goddamn friends, you prick."
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The act of creeping up behind someone, preferably sitting at a desk, and jabbing a claw-shaped hand between the collarbone and shoulder blade with falcon-like speed and precision.
'Dude, you just falcon jabbed the shit out of me!!!'
'Did you just falcon jab that kid over there? I think he's dead.'
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AKA Faucon Bleu
1. A diamond in the ruff
2. A little strip club in the Great White North that happens to be the best place on Earth
Rob: What are we doing tonight guys?
Jed: Going to the bars?
Morgan: Nah too expensive.
Dave: And too many dudes.
All: Looks like we're going back to Falcon Blue!!!
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Military speak for Buddy fucker.
Major Cooke who volunteered for active-duty in Afghanistan after the election of President Obama, only to pull out last minute leaving some poor soldier to deploy at the 11th hour or leaving his unit an officer short is the ultimate Blue Falcon.
Leavenworth is too good for him.
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A totally awesome band hailing from Austin, Tx. Composed of high school and college kids, they started approximately in January 2008, and have grown to over 12 members. Most of their music is written by members of Mother Falcon, but play do covers as well. Genre can best be described as "Classical Pop", as all their instruments are acoustic.
Steve: whoa dude, I just saw Mother Falcon play, and it totally blew me away. They're gonna be at ACL soon.
A hot girl named Sarah and her equally hot friend Julia
Sarah: Those guys in Mother Falcon are so hot! I want to get with all of them!
Julia: Yeah I agree. The only thing is, I get the lead singer and that cello player confused...I can't tell them apart.
Sarah: Yeah, I guess. Hey what's your favorite song?
Julia: Well it used to be "Dancing Shoes", but it got old. Now I like "Marigold" or "Just to see her smile" the best.
Sarah: Yeah, those are better than "Dancing Shoes"
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Has "Golden Nipples of Destiny"
Samurai Goroh is a fat fuck for Captain Falcon's cock lololoololo
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1: Captain Falcon's signature move.
2: The answer to everything.
1:
FALCON... PUNCH!!! *sends Luigi flying off*
2:
Anna: What's the square root of 44?
Brandon: FALCON PUNCH!!!
Anna: What about 134?
Brandon: FALCON PUNCH!!!
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