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fantastic santa

When a hoseband dresses up as santaclaus and his wife as Mrs. claus, then the children dress up as elfs. The hoseband sets his beard on fire and the elfs try to jack off so it stops, while Mrs. Claus gives them a rim job.

BOB- "wanna join my Fantastic santa tonight?"

MARC- "ohh yea!"

by HOLLA CHINK December 16, 2010


fantastic plastic

Fantastic plastic is another term originated by Ray Ray of Midwest City, OK. It means a valid over 21 government issued ID.

Hey man were gonna have get all fucked up this weekend you want to roll with us? Yall just want me for my fantastic plastic, fuck yall youngsters!

by Malachi- Vatic Ash April 6, 2007


fantast-a-lishing

When you look on point and make ladies faint

That pig is fantast-a-lishing

by Personman553488335 February 23, 2016


take a fantastic

sorry, I gotta go take a fantastic means that you are troubled or bored or whatever and that consequently you want to leave. perhaps to think perhaps just to be alone without present company. an announcement of leave-taking without explanations.

see example above - as intro to the definition. i don't want to get technical or quibble about how you fill this thing out. i gotta take a fantastic.

by yogurt steele November 7, 2013


Fantastic Ratio

The ideal ratio of females to males in a super team. Generally 20% to 25% females to males. Based on the Fantastic Four created by Stan Lee. Phrase coined by Ethan Van Sciver.

"Why is The JACK Show so good?" Shane
"Because they use the fantastic ratio" Yanzi

by Perth Comics August 4, 2022

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Fantastic To The Fourth Degree

This expression is used whenever something so fantastic occurs, or you receive news of such a fantastical nature, that you have to describe it with a positive adjective such as, "Fantastic" - alongside the words, "to the fourth degree." By using this expression, you are emphasizing the sheer awesomeness of whatever it is you are describing. This expression can be used when you find out you are going to be a mother/father! You can also use it when describing your last coitus session.

Person 1: So dude, how was it banging that girl we met last night??
Person 2: Dude, I have never had an orgasm of such a magnitude. It was fantastic to the fourth degree.
Person 1: Marry her.

by Booty Man Stan July 26, 2018


Fantastic Friday

Similar to Taco Tuesday's but accures on Friday. Usually involves alcohol and if your lucky some sex.

I'm so excited, I'm about to have a Fantastic Friday. / How was your weekend? "I had a Fantastic Friday. Who's ready for a Fantastic Friday.

by Therealmoonman October 10, 2023