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when your at a friends, a relatives, or even your girlfriends and they have to leave the house for some reason and your all alone and you rub one out and when they get back they dont know (sometimes they have a suspicion and look for clues) because u dont leave a stain, tissue and not even the internet history or even a boner when they meet you unexpectly
grannys tried to catch me slippin with her fast hd laptop and her nice guest bedroom with a kleenex box conviently placed on the nightstand but little does she know ima no trace fapper
To belittle someone for masturbating excessively.
Me: I was watching some lit-ass porn last night and I fapped like 4 times to it.
Friend: You shouldn't masturate so much. It's not healthy.
Me: Stop fap shaming me you fat-ass piece of shit!
When a male/female masturbates to gain better understanding of a situation usually clouded by libido.
"Lisa is a 8/10 but absolutely crazy, should I date her? Better have a wisdom fap to get a better idea."
A term for fappers on a whole new level. Above even the rare Fap-a-saurus Rex. A Fap God will spend every second cherishing the joy in fapping.
Joe: Is your crotch suffering seizures?
Bob: Nope, I'm just fapping.
Joe: Lord, that's gross.
Bob: I think I'm starting to feel like a fap god, fap god..
Joe: ...
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It's a masturbation challenge, it's done in the house of your parents. When you're masturbating, you have to scream out loud for your parents to come in, and you have to "finish" before they arrive.
"Dude, Henry beat the suicide fap!"
"Wow, that dude must have good hands!"
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The sudden, uncontrollable, and spontaneous urge to fap (masturbate) - usually furiously because time is of the essence (a quickie).
I was in the elevator and had a fap attack.
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The condition of your hand (or hands) after too much masturbation.
Its a pain in the joints of your 3 middle fingers, Rarely in the thumb or pinky.
Guy: Dude I cant help you move
Guy 2: Why not?
Guy: Because my hand is fucked
Guy 2: What did you do with it?
Guy: WHAT DIDNT I DO WITH IT?!
Guy 2: Fap Fingers?
Guy: Yeah...
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