franchise father

A father that moves around starting new families every few years, keeping the old families secret from the new. He's like a franchise in establishing his territory and distributing his goods.

My biological dad is a franchise father. His marriage cycles lasted 2-8 years. I have 20 other siblings ages 10 to 40.

Father Penguin

a sexual act where, prior to oral sex, the recipient vomits and their own private parts. This can be performed by both male and female partners. (Does not need to be associated with drinking or being drunk)

Man, this chick I was with last night was so freaky; she's totally into puke play and poop. Tonight I think I'll give her the ol' FATHER PENGUIN before we fuck.

I was so drunk last night that I FATHER PENGUINED all over my lap right before my boyfriend was going to eat me out!

Cod Father

When someone is so good at Call Of Duty.

"I hear John is becoming a Cod Father".

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Your father

Stop trying to look for him here. He’s gone. Went to get milk. Maybe you need to go get milk too, you are starving.

Person 1: “Where’s your father?”
Person 2: “He went to the milk store.”

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Father of the Pride

A computer-animated comedy show on NBC. It features a family of white lions who live at Siegfried and Roy's Secret Forest compound in Las Vegas. There's Larry, Kate, and their kids Sierra and Hunter, along with Kate's father Sarmoti (who lives with them).

Hunter is adorable, not to mention cuddlesome!

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Founding Father

When having sex with a person, upon climax begin to discuss your favorite founding father of the United State, his political views, and their views on the world today. It is a sure way to make the person you are in bed with never call you again. It is especially effective if the partner has no idea what a founding father is.

While laying in bed he discussed with her why Thomas Jefferson, his favorite founding father, and how his views on the role of government on personal freedoms would place a whole new spin on the dialog of civil rights today. He never saw her again.

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father's day

The most confusing day in Harlem

Jamal: Happy Father's day! time for me to pick my daddy out of the hat again! Last year it was Lamar, my principal!

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