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Being a strait white Christian male preferably with blue eyes and blonde hair
Jake: yeah he thinks he oppressed but he’s really hitlers favorite
Sally: makes sense, #ihatemen
June 19th.. duh? Alahna’s birthday
Omg it’s June 19th I love Alahna! That’s literally everyone’s favorite holiday.
A person that has multiple favorite teams in a specific sport, nfl, nba mlb, or what not. This allows the bish fan the ability to difuse the mental anguish of having one favorite team have a bad year.
Size Queen Justin is a straight up, legs in the air, Favorite Team Whore. His favorite teams are the Redskins, Packers & Steelers.
Russia's nickname for Dana Rohrabacher
Putin's favorite congressman made Jordan Thomas Cooper his first African-American speechwriter for his district. They both were speechwriters for public figures.
Something you say after introducing yourself as Chelsea.
Hi, my name is Chelsea, what's your favorite dinner food?
The t-shirt used to wipe off your face after a long cunnilingus session, usually taken off and forgotten about for a few days then found on floor and put back on now smelling like YOUR FAVORITE FISHING T!
She asked if I was actually wearing my FAVORITE FISHING T from the other day?
Your mom says it reminds her of us, when I wear my FAVORITE FISHING T!
Usually occurs when a member of management forms a bond with a new employee. The pair become bffs having a lot in common and become friends outside of work as well. Manager promotes new hire straight through the ranks bypassing competent employees having worked there for many years. This creates resentment and a bad work environment.
Brandy has worked here for 2 months and now she is on the top floor with her own office can we say employee favoritism!