double double felch

To penetrate twice in the asshole, then ejaculate into the asshole, then use two swift sucks to retrieve all seminal fluid and anal discharge. Not a move for novice felchers.

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The Felching Snow Storm

When a man has two woman and cums in the ass of woman #1. Then sucks out his own cum and snowballs it to the mouth of woman #2.

I can't wait until we have another snow day here in Wisconsin. The Felching Snow Storm Warning will be in full effect !!!

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felch baby surprise

After felching, blowing the semen through the straw into the vagina, resulting in a pregnancy, and subsequently, a baby.

My dad felched my mom and nine months later; felch baby surprise! My brother, Brian, was born.

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Felch-A-Roni©

A SanFranCisco Treat!
A new name given to the act of felching. It can be sung to the Rice-a-roni jingle.

" Felch-a-roni©, a Sanfrancisco Treat. Felch-a-roni©, when your done you can suck my meat.
And when your done eating:
Mmmmmmmmmm Good, mmmmmmmm good, That's what eating Felch is, Mmmmmmmm good! ©

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funnelling (felch recycling)

The act of felching first and then redepositing semen into a second orifice with the use of a funnel.

Damn dawg I gots a tape of Maria Conchita-Alonso doing some mad funnelling!

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Daisy Chain Moebius Felch

See Moebius Felch. The Daisy Chain Moebius Felch is a variation on the classic Moebius Felch in that the snorkel/hosepipe combination passes from the mouth of one person to the bowels of another and so on, creating a daisy chaining effect.

The Daisy Chain Moebius Felch requires extremely good timing on the part of all involved, as orgasm and defecation of all participants must occur simultaneously to avoid serious injury/explosions.

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shit infested cum bubble from a felching fiasco

1) A ball of male ejaculate filled with feces that has been sucked out of the anal sphincter by mouth while nothing seems to be going as planned.

2) A horribly vile name to call someone who has so far surpassed douchebag status that no other words can possibly express their level of filthy assholery.

That is a shit infested cum bubble from a felching fiasco.

You are such a shit infested cum bubble from a felching fiasco.

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