boner-fied

Adj.
Unlike boner fide, boner-fied merely refers to a hard-on, stiffy, or ginormous erection (in my case), indirectly stating that something is bigger than it would be without having used this adjective.

Check it out, my wang is totally boner-fied.

The doctor told me I could never eat lollies again. I believed him. He was a boner-fied asshole.

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Fi Fi's

are shoes that are crusty or that you cannot wear with skinny jeans.

If you bought your shoes from the payless bogo sale you got fi fi's

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dat fi!

something real real good

"gurl you got dat fi! ass pussy!

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Vi-Fi

When you hang around other girls too much and your vaginas hook up on the same network and your periods synchornize and you all get it around the same time.

Girl 1 - I just started my period.
Girl 2 - Shit, Our stupid Vi-Fi! Me too.

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Li-Fi

Light Fidelity

The upcoming new wireless technology used to transmit very high speed data using visible light communication. Super-fast alternative to Wi-Fi

Using Li-Fi is so much cheaper and faster than Wi-Fi

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Wi-Fi

Wireless Fucking Internet

Wi-Fi internet offered in many residential and commercial buildings throughout the world. In most cases, the wireless is credible and can be used for most types of web browsing. But you may occasionally stumble upon the crappy wireless. Good for downloading web pages and web pages alone.

Girl: Hey, I'm heading to the store. Want to come along? They have Wi-Fi...

Guy: Sure, I'm gonna bring my laptop so I can pirate their Wireless Fucking Internet!!!

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Bi-fi

The ability to detect another bisexual person, similar to gaydar.

My bi-fi signal was quite strong in the bar.

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