Fuck Around and Find Out

A warning given when someone is acting foolishly and about to face consequences, commonly used in the setting of a bar or street fight.

Ex. 1: When a person is provoked they might respond to the aggressor with "Fuck Around and Find Out."

Ex. 2: "Kind of a bummer to have been born at the very end of the Fuck Around century just to live the rest of my life in the Find Out century." - Twitter User @Merman_Melville

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fuck around and find out

basically just cause and effect but spicier

My friend decided to fuck around and find out. I still miss him.

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whatever finds your nemo

synonomous with "whatever floats your boat"

Corey: Hey Kelly, want some of this mustard for your PB&J?

Kelly: What the hell? This is PB&J, dude...you don't use mustard...

Corey: I like it...

Kelly: Whatever finds your nemo, ya freak.

how did you find this

no seriously how did you find this

me: look at this secret
12 year old: i found this already
me: how did you find this

find your death star

Find a single totally bad-ass thing to accomplish that will live on forever.

this expression refers to Luke Skywalker destroying the death star, one of his most bad-ass accomplishments.

guy 1: "I work hard every day, but never seem to feel any sense of fulfillment."

guy 2: "dude, you gotta find your death star."

Find a new slant

1. Find a new way to make fun of me
2. Stop being a lil beeeeetch
3. Jealousy

“She got kicked out of the concert Katie, we just wanted to go home and have a girls night.”
Go find a new slant and get your own ride home.

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Did you find $20?

A sarcastic phrase often used to question and belittle a person who has told a long story full of boring mumbo jumbo bullshit, that doesn't have any single significant point.

Also see cool story bro.

Person A: "So I went to the mall today and" etc...
Ten minutes later
Person A: "... so I bought one for my Cat."
Person B: "Did you find $20?"
Person A: "No."
Person B Leaves