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The residual spitter-spatter of urine on urinals or toilets.
Don't lean too far into that urinal Stan, you might get pee flakes on you.
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Dried, typically flakey, cum or come on an individual(s) body after ejaculation. They are common on hair and renown for the inability to wash/remove them on first attempt.
Darin took three showers but the frosted flakes on his chest were unusually obstinate and flakey.
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Someone who skillfully and willfully escapes pre-existing plans with friends or associates (see flake). Able to wriggle out of plans no matter how soon the event approaches with a perfectly sound excuse. Also characterized by the tendency of a person to ignore phone calls or text messages close to the time of said plans.
"Krystal and i were supposed to go bowling last night, but she didn't return any of my calls or texts. What a flake artist!"
"Stephanie said she would hang with us tonight. You think she is still coming?" "Hell no, she has pulled a flake artist on us!"
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When pouring milk on cereal, the milk bounces off the flakes at the wrong angle spilling everywhere.
Every morning I have to clean off my flake effect.
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To smoke someone's weed or be smoked out, and leave right after
"Where'd Jake go? I thought you guys said you were gonna blaze?"
"We did, but then he pulled a Bake and Flake"
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Unstable, uncertain, unreliable, noncommital.
"Dude said he'd call me tonight, but he's so FLAKY, I doubt it."
"Gal promised to pick me up from work, but she's such a FLAKE, she'll probably leave me stranded."
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A derogatory term for a female who not only whines like a motha fucka but is extrmely unreliable in all situations; A female who is forced in the middle of the back seat of a car to aliviate the homophobia in a cock infested car. Usually associated with nasty band girls.
Chealsea is a nasty whore bitch flake, I made her sit in the back seat with my two fat friends.
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