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Un-float

to make a ship sink with the use of ping pong balls

Bruh, ima' bout to make dis bitch Un-float

by Mah Pseud0nom September 9, 2016


Floating Body

A floating body is when a Xanax bar is placed in any alcoholic beverage for consumption. Although the Xanax bar is widely used, any pill that gives the user euphoria is perfectly acceptable. The pill resembles a body floating in water. The same feeling is given to the user when he or she mixes alcohol with Xanax.

Dude I scored some Xanax bars the other day, so I had a couple beers and made them into a Floating Body.

by michaellondon April 4, 2015


float copping

when the government tells you through extrasensory perception that you’ve committed a felony hours later to affect your emotions more instead of the less than an hour it takes to emotionally overcome a misdemeanor

The government was float copping on the food stamp frauders.

by Coop Dupe June 13, 2018


Floating a Ticket

Floating a ticket is a scam often employed by servers in restaurants. It is usually accomplished by ringing in one generic ticket (e.g. a water and salad bar) and handing the same check to multiple persons. This is of course impossible to use with credit cards as an authorization is required. Obviously, floating a ticket constitutes theft and could result in prosecution. So don't do it.

Server 1: I've got to pay my rent in three days and I'm a buck fifty behind.
Server 2: Float a couple of salad bars. That shouldn't be a problem.
Server 1: Isn't floating a ticket illegal?
Server 2: Only if you get caught.

by Mr. Woodford June 1, 2009


float in water

To "float in water" is to do the bare minimum.

"That player didn't deserve the win; they could barely float in water."

by Cael_ March 23, 2021


floated a steamer

Occurs while watching your girlfriends dog, at her request, take a dump in the yard on a cold day.

Yes, Camille...dear... Fifi just floated a steamer.

by One Armed Crab September 23, 2009


floating sock

A sock that went not floating yuh moon bounce yeah

Yo this "bitch" is being a floating sock, shtruv

by FlyingSnick February 10, 2022