Excuse me while I go to the bathroom and flog the flagpole
The act of slurping poop out of a prolapsed anus
"If you ever prolapse, you tryna let me do some flogging?"
"Bro what the fuck."
like blogging but focusing on the future
John is flogging.
Sarah enjoys flogging every day about her future, I really connect with her flog.
When you are going to go jack off. Either watching porn on tv or masturbating to internet porn. Flogging your dick (masturbating intensely)
Person 1: Yo I'll be back in a little bit, i'm gonna go watch some Flog TV.
Person 2: Come on dude, thats gross, just don't hurt yourself
A person who wears a butt plug all day long.
I hear Jim stays penetrated he is such a flog trapper
Beating your meat. Male masturbation.
I walked in on my brother sausage flogging yesterday.
a euphemism for a man masturbating
"Why do you need so much lotion and tissues?"
"I'm flogging the Queen"!