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Flog the flagpole

To masturbate

Excuse me while I go to the bathroom and flog the flagpole

by StopSpacism November 28, 2022


Flogging

The act of slurping poop out of a prolapsed anus

"If you ever prolapse, you tryna let me do some flogging?"
"Bro what the fuck."

by Flogger3000 March 22, 2024


flogging

like blogging but focusing on the future

John is flogging.

Sarah enjoys flogging every day about her future, I really connect with her flog.

by floggingnotblogging December 30, 2020


Flog TV

When you are going to go jack off. Either watching porn on tv or masturbating to internet porn. Flogging your dick (masturbating intensely)

Person 1: Yo I'll be back in a little bit, i'm gonna go watch some Flog TV.

Person 2: Come on dude, thats gross, just don't hurt yourself

by FlogTV February 29, 2012


flog trapper

A person who wears a butt plug all day long.

I hear Jim stays penetrated he is such a flog trapper

by Unlimited D May 1, 2018


sausage flogging

Beating your meat. Male masturbation.

I walked in on my brother sausage flogging yesterday.

by Josie Jubilee December 1, 2016


flogging the queen

a euphemism for a man masturbating

"Why do you need so much lotion and tissues?"
"I'm flogging the Queen"!

by Schoolh8tr March 17, 2014