flood of emails you receive on your mailbox at midnight as your friend does his black friday shopping using your prime account
Bro1 : Hey bro, what's up with the online shopping frenzy? I am getting a lot of emails! At midnight!
Bro2: Yeah, sorry for the amazon flood man, should last till new year starting from black friday, cheers! Can you forward me the mail from amazon with a refund invoice?
A mildly crass way to describe actions either on purpose or by accident causing a denial of service or inconvenience to others by putting out a large useless volume of something.
Some corporate asshat caused a ton of support calls due to his badly coded app crap flooding the network with traffic.
During floods its the animal that boats up to your house acting like thaey are going to rescue you but instead they end up robbing you.
The victims of Hurricane Harvey were constantly being robbed and looted by flood pirates.
To constantly wear pants that are highwaters. Meaning too short for the wearer.
Holy shit, did you see Bernard's pants? That mother fucker is always ducking floods!!!
Too many people sitting in a tub
Right now there is a flooding tub
When you don't masturbate for a few weeks and you blow your load
God: I'm going to unleash the great flood
A sudden rise in blood pressure followed by a need to explode in one's pants
She elevates my flood pressure whenever i think of suffocating my face in her boobs ...i'mma stick my head in her tits