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Floppy Myers

Multitasking to the point it causes stress, which leads to sexual dysfunction.

"God damn it! I've been working so hard I cant nail my wife! Curse this case of floppy myers! I need a vacation!"

by Orzi May 16, 2010


Floppy Waddler

a floppy or upset chode, recieving no action, normally defined as a waddler, or a floppy fish.

hey Aaron i like you're "floppy waddler" it isn't getting any action

by speedway01000 June 28, 2011


Floppy Legs

Someone who tries to kick a football or walks kicking their legs out with really long legs and hoisted trousers, resulting in Floppy legs.

"mate he just tried to kick that ball but hit everyone else instead, he got floppy legs!"

by S Mac March 28, 2007


dipping a floppy

trying to have sex with an ugly girl

did you rail that snargle-toothed bitch? naw brah, i was just dipping a floppy

by ufferdoople October 10, 2010


Floppy Lion

A result of erectile dysfunction. The junk lays like a lion, listless and cold. Must be accompanied by hairy bush.

Damn, my sugar daddy has money, but I can't get that floppy lion up.

This year for Valentine's Day, I ain't getting her jewelry, she's getting the Floppy Lion.

by THE SHOW on 95X February 3, 2011


the floppy pinwheel

The floppy pinwheel is when you jackoff and right before you cum, you start to spin your dick like a pinwheel so the cum goes everywhere.

The floppy pinwheel

by AllyOPaly July 12, 2017


floppy bob

When your balls slap against a girl while in the doggystyle position

I was doing her doggy style last night, started going too fast and gave her the floppy bob!

by Bob the flopper November 16, 2017