a floppy or upset chode, recieving no action, normally defined as a waddler, or a floppy fish.
hey Aaron i like you're "floppy waddler" it isn't getting any action
A male who's pecker flops at the start of sex normally used to mock and harrass
floppyflopper
UNLUCKY!
I heard about you last night in the alley, youre such a floppy toad!!!
Multitasking to the point it causes stress, which leads to sexual dysfunction.
"God damn it! I've been working so hard I cant nail my wife! Curse this case of floppy myers! I need a vacation!"
The floppy pinwheel is when you jackoff and right before you cum, you start to spin your dick like a pinwheel so the cum goes everywhere.
A result of erectile dysfunction. The junk lays like a lion, listless and cold. Must be accompanied by hairy bush.
Damn, my sugar daddy has money, but I can't get that floppy lion up.
This year for Valentine's Day, I ain't getting her jewelry, she's getting the Floppy Lion.
When one is too drunk to get an erection. See also whiskey dick.
I was so wasted that I couldn't get it up because I had liquor floppy.
When your balls slap against a girl while in the doggystyle position
I was doing her doggy style last night, started going too fast and gave her the floppy bob!