Folk Punk

A musical revelation that began on November 27th, 2012. It is widely attributed to the band Modern Baseball but that implies any band since them have been able to capture the same spirit of Folk Punk they were able to on their first try. Many ersatz attempts followed in their wake and, while it will never be achieved to such a pure degree again, their sound still reverberates through the movement.

Mathew Uychich: "I want people to understand how we've wrapped all our angst into a hatred of New Jersey and a love of weed but I can't afford the copay for therapy." Brian Sella (takes off headphones with tears in his eyes and an obvious erection): "What if we tried playing folk punk music, as popularized/invented/destined by the band Modern Baseball?" Mathew Uychich (even more erect than Brian Sella): "We're going to have to even though we'll never achieve their melodic, emotional honesty and pure sexual charisma." Both start singing: "New Jersey is only the right size in my rearview mirror and also weed is rad."

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White Folk

Individuals of Caucasian heritage who are uneducated or otherwise ignorant to obvious characteristics of other ethnicities and races.
Should spoken with slow-claps, shaking head, or face palm in response to a stupid remark in order to maximize sarcastic affect.

Stevey: "How did Japan not take over China in WWII, Japan's like twice as big as China."

Timmy: "... White Folk"

or

Stevey: "What part of Africa did Rap music come from?"

Timmy: "... White Folk"

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Gossip Folks

Pretty good song. Coincidently, I am listening to it now. Rapped by Missy Elliot and Ludacris.

No one gave a sheet.

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hit the folks

A way of a gang member saying go attack.

Let's go hit the folks

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simple folk

A euphemism for sheeple.

Hey, Marv, these TV sets are defective. See if you can sell them to some simple folk.

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pop folk

This is the same as Chalga. It means very good bulgarian music which is only for intelligent people. Most of the lyrycs of pop folk songs are about love.

Preslava - Gorchivi spomeni

I love you understand
that is my VINA
don`t say anything shutup
I understand all alone
when the night is over
I will go home alone.

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Hit the folks

Popular dance move involving crossing your arms and flexing like you just came out the gym at an odd angle.

Yo my homie just hit the folks .

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