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follow the map to Stalingrad

Instead of travelling 'round the world like gypsies and pirates, figuring out a plan of action, and sticking to it, before undertaking anything of scale.

If you don't want to suffer the consequences of having done something retargerous, why not simply follow the map to Stalingrad?

by Sexydimma September 22, 2017


google maps follower

A type of software or application that allows a user to track the real-time location of another person or vehicle using Google Maps. The user can set up the software to receive notifications or updates on the location of the tracked person or vehicle, and can also view their location history over a certain period of time. Google Maps Follower is often used for personal safety and security, tracking employee or delivery fleet, or for keeping track of loved ones.

Person 1: "I've been worried about my kids lately, I think I'm gonna get a "Google Maps Follower" for their phones.

Person 2: "That's a great idea! It will give you peace of mind knowing where they are at all times"

Person 1: "Exactly. I'll be able to see where they are and make sure they're safe, and I can even set up notifications so I know when they leave school or get home."

by iHatePiracy6626 January 11, 2023


Money Following Me

Also known as: MFM

Chasing money to a point where it follows you. As in overlapping. When this is done, you are forever surrounded by money.

Coined and made popular by the music artist, Thoro.

A: "What you been up to?"
B: "Shit, grinding so hard, this Money Following Me!"

by Episode_Eve January 20, 2012

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Follow-up Trifecta

When a person not only emails you but also IMs and Calls you seconds later to see if you have looked at their email yet.

Minal pulled another Follow-up Trifecta on me: he Emailed me, then a second later IM'd me and then immediately Called me to see if I read the email!

by ZimmaZimma October 9, 2013

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Follow the cloud, not the crowd.

To be sensitive to the prompting of the Holy Spirit so that you may know God’s Will for you, instead of thinking that you need to be in a large gathering of fellow believers to feel God’s Presence and hear from Him.

God’s Presence or Power isn’t activated only when there’re more believers around, because He’s in their midst even when two or three of them come together—we need to follow the cloud, not the crowd.

by MathPlus January 25, 2018

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Fart with follow thru

If only your pucker-ability was as focused as your desire to treat the room to your new air bouquet.

I felt that all too familiar rumbly in my tumbly, was a little too relaxed in my delivery and unfortunately delivered a fart with follow thru.

by RealWisDumbs February 21, 2021


Fast Follower Syndrome

A knee jerk reaction to requirements or features requested by a customer which have not been designed nor any realistic time line been set for their implementation, other than expressing the sentiment that said features are "Fast Followers". This syndrome is characterized by the upending of any manageable process that establishes a specification of, a time line for, and allocation resources for implementation.

Dev1: "Hey, did you guys here what the product manager just promised the customer? We're not even done with the original features."
Dev2: "Yeah, and we have no way of knowing of when we're going to do that because there's not even any specifications."
Dev1:"I wish product would attempt to avoid Fast Follower Syndrome."
Dev2:"Yeah we're definitely going to be working over Christmas again."

by hel112570 February 13, 2023