a characteristic that guys who say things like "you got over your dead cat really fast" and then try to spin it off as a compliment have
"Yeah, Julian is cool but his asshole-worthiness makes him uncool."
good form of being edgy.
being edgy but not EDGY edgy
dude you're is pretty hardcore, i like your style, you are edge-worthy
A comment a girl will make regarding a guy she'd be willing to perform fellatio upon.
I never sleep with a guy on the first date, but last night he was definitely knees worthy! smack lips
A near-perfect to perfect burger. A burger awesome enough to satisfy the king of burgers, J. Wellington Wimpy, who is the glutinous hamburger king and friend of Popeye in the comics and cartoons. Wimpy's mantra is: "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today"
I had the most awesomest burger tonight, it was truly Wimpy Worthy.
A wrongdoing that deserves attention and should be reported
Singing at the table is not a tattle-worthy offense.
Standing on the kitchen table and using knives as microphones is a tattle-worthy offense.
Josh: Tell me a good joke, please.
Nathan: Okay, "I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over."
Josh: I said a good one. That crap's 9gag worthy.
The art of being a swamp-donkey worthy of being with your friend named Pat.
That girl was so pat-worthy dude, she made me want to puke, man she was ugly!