Random
Source Code

freedom fries

1. A phrase made up by George W. Bush and his cronies to eradicate any mention of the nation of France from the US.
2. Part of the radical attempt to segregate the French from the world.
3. An idiotic expression

If Congress is stupid enough to turn French Fries into Freedom Fries, it is stupid enough to make these transformations:

Turkey -> Independence Bird
Peking Duck -> Democracy Duck
Guinea Pig -> Freedom Pig
Hamburgers -> Liberty Meat
World -> America
Inspections -> War
Statesmanship -> War
Diplomacy -> War
Peace -> War

by Not Proud to be an American April 24, 2003

1787๐Ÿ‘ 746๐Ÿ‘Ž


fried turkeys

The product you recieve from frying a turkey. Has anyone even tried this yet?

No one has tried to make fried turkeys yet. There can't be a definition.

by hoagly January 16, 2011

48๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fried Icecream

the act of slathering petroleum jelly on your penis (or another flamable liquid) and lighting it on fire and ejaculating while still on fire the semen is then refereed to as fried icecream.

ouch my dick is burnt! you must have been making fried icecream.

by notwilly November 4, 2010

23๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Freedom Fries

What French Fries were called in restaurants and snack bars run by the House of Representatives from 2003 to 2006, because France claimed that Iraq did not have WMD's.

I guess we will have to give up saying Freedom Fries because the French were right about no WMD's.

by quesondriac June 29, 2010

27๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bag Fries

The French fries found at the bottom of the fast food bag after taking the rest of the food out.

"Don't throw the McDicks bag out, theres still bag fries in it!"
Person 1)"Damn, I'm still hungry".
Person 2) "No problem, you can have my bag fries".

by *~Patty Cakes~* February 9, 2007

50๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


night fries

French fries served after 9 pm at fast food restaurants. these fries are usualy stale, soggy, chewy, burnt to a crisp, or otherwise sub-par. It is nearly guaranteed that if you order fries late at night from a fast food place, there will be something wrong with them.

I just went to mcdonalds and had to throw the fries out beacuse they were night fries. ow my meal is incomplete.

by Butter Balls April 19, 2009

18๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


freedom fries

Part of Americas plan to try and alienate themselves from other far better countries until all the world hates them. Once America is alone they will then proceed to nuke the vrap out of any country that dares to oppose them, Anyway looks like the joke is on the Americans, because the great symbol of Americanism that is the statue of liberty is French HAHAAHAHAHAHA FOOLS!!

by Meady October 25, 2003

649๐Ÿ‘ 293๐Ÿ‘Ž