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Otherwise known as the playzone. Where toddlers play in malls, and where fuckboys go when they don't get to date a girl.
I sent that fuckboy to the friendzone.
An insult used by females, telling their simps to be gay or a virgin forever.
Guy: Will you marry me?
Girl: Fuck off, and get friendzoned, you fucking gay virgin.
Guy: NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When you are a DDurz and get no women
Bro your luck is so horrible, you are pulling a Ddurz style Friendzone like every night.
Me: She told me she wanted to be friends
You: Yeah you have been friendzoned
This is a totally made up thing people have made so that they can be mad or manipulate someone into going out to a date with them out of pity, for example:
Bob(overweight and doesn't care for himself): wow Becky i love you, do you love me?
Becky(a 10/10 girl) no we should be friends.
Bob: wow so rude, you friendzoned me? So rude. I was always so nice to you
Becky: how about you take care of yourself and make a person out of yourself before dating someone cause "being nice" won't land you some bitches.
Bob then goes into 4chan, reddit, or twitter to complain about this.
A word used to describe the scene when feelings of sexual desire are not replicated by the other party
‘Matt is still crying over the whole friendzone thing with Ayesha?’
‘Virgin’
The stage of a friendzone where you cannot tell with all of your head if (s)he wants to be your boy/girlfriend or if you are their best friend forever. This goes on forever
It comes from the phrase "Buridan's ass which is a donkey that cannot decide between two equal things that are equal distances and the donkey cannot choose and therefore dies of hunger.
Dude I am in Buridan's Friendzone. Can you tell if she likes me or not?
Guys that are very bad at reading girls are often in Buridan's Friendzone