crazy people. you know, the ones that stand on street corners wearing foil round their heads jabbering on that the government is intercepting their thoughts.
'thats the third time today that someone has thrown a cat at me. are the fruit loops on day release fromn the funny farm or something?'
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a slang term used to call a gay person.
That guy is gay, he sure is a fruit knocker.
A Fruit Threat is a type of threat to threaten someone with violence with the usage of fruits
A Fruit Threat
Shut up or i’ll shove a pineapple in your throat
A game played between male friends. Players take their dicks and wack them at their opponents balls.
Ashton, quick trying to play fruit hockey with me, this is why I bought you a dildo!
Waxy Fruit (noun) - a term used to describe a homosexual person who has not told anyone of his/her sexual orientation see in the closet
"Did you see John? He's a total waxy fruit."
it’s a way of life…
fruit ride isn’t a thing it just IS
liana: i want to get a free ride in the ambulance
jenna: what’s a fruit ride??
liana: i said free ride….
jenna: FRUIT RIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!
When people are extremely judgmental of fruits and their appearances. They do not like imperfections of this fruit, and prefer smooth fruit, even when the fruit they are talking about is not naturally smooth.
Sarah: I can't STAND kiwi fur!
Me: But you don't even eat the fur...
Sarah: But it's still there !!!
Sarah: I can't stand peach fuzz either.
Sarah: And those seeds on the outside of strawberries...
Me: ....You have Fruit OCD.
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