Da Funk

Something fuckin baws, usually amazing weed or pepspice or anything u can smoke., or something just kool.

Oree: damn bro wat do we do now?
Shlomo: Cop Da Funk
Oree: awwwwwwhh yeeeaaaaa

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fanboy funk

A smell that emanates from a fanboy. Usually due to a lack of hygiene.

That is some serious fanyboy funk, he probably hasn't showered the whole week!

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funk that shit

"fuck that shit" edited for younger audiences. See "fuck that shit" for definition.

Bobby dared me to see how high I could swing on the swingset. I said "funk that shit", I ain't doin' it.

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Funk Ninja

See. Ninja all of these same rules apply, but you must add in addition to that STYLE. Funk Ninjas seem lazy to the naked eye, but one must look past the stupid exterior to the particularly crafty and imaginitive inner core. Above all else a true Funk Ninja can create or call Shaft style music to his aid at any given time. Funk Ninjas excel above the rest, currently there is only one True Funk Ninja.

*catches hand in mid swing* "Holy god you are a ninja" *supposed ninja flips backwards, Shaft music blares in the brief seconds he is visible all stops when he leaves* "damn...that was THE FUNK NINJA!"

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p-funk

often used as slang for parliament cigarettes, a distinct feature of the cigarettes is a recessed filter used primarily for inhaling a small ammount of cocaine from the end of the filter before smoking.

i always take a bump of coke off my p-funk before i smoke it.

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Bunk Funk

When you jerk off in bed and you are too lazy to care where you cum, you inevitably squirt your juices in your sheets. You then get tired and fall asleep, bam, a week later you've got a bad case of bunk funk.

Guy #1: "Dude, what are those crusty white patches on your sheets?"
Guy #2: "Damn I forgot to clean that shit after I was whacking the weasel."
Guy #1: "That's right bitch, now you've got a rancid case of bunk funk."

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pussy funk

The scent eminating from a womans vagina after not having been washed for a few hours.

Some men need a pussy freshly showered. Others like the 6 hour old pussy funk.

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