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The best known search station people use to find what they want, and get the exact opposite of what they search.
Billy Joe Bob look, it's my lucky day, I got a brand new pair of goggles when I searched Google on Google.
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1. Google is a company made famous through its search engine. It also starts and purchases fledgling enterprises which make you say to yourself “Why didn’t I think of that?” to the point that it seems as if they want to gain a natural monopoly over the whole software market.
2. People on webforums rejectingly tell you this company is your friend, and encourages you to ask Google instead of asking them. They apparently don’t know that everyone first and foremost asks Google when looking up any fact. Most people would not even find the forums they look for if it weren’t for Google.
In fact, Google is more than a friend: it is a woman. She is a mother because she seemingly is able to help you with everything. She is a grandmother because she wants to know all about your life. She is a wife because no matter how much you love her sometimes her idiosyncrasies gets on your nerve. She is a concubine because she stays around in the hope that you will eventually give her more. She is a girlfriend because she appreciates things farfetched and dear bought. She is a wench because you must woo her by being, or at least seeming to be, the best. But once you have her love and therefore also jealousy, then, oh, brave man!
Use Google, not “a” search engine, but “the” search engine.
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A search engine that has no idea of the definition of the word "privacy".
Dude 1: "Hey, isn't Google great?"
Dude 2: "If you want a digital stalker, yeah..."
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IT or geek unit of measure. Similar to league or fathom. The number of Google pages down you need to find a particular result.
"I went looking for info on the ORIGINAL Clash of the Titans, man, that thing was 40 Googles deep!"
"I've been to the bowels of the interwebs...200 Googles down!"
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Google is the word , taken from the most popular search engine Google.com. When you have to say to find anything on net or anybody on net. We tend to use the word google for it.
Popularly used as Google It.
Or Google "Something" Or Google "Anybody"
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The answer to all your mother fucking questions.
Me: How do you give a handjob?
Her: I dont know! Google it!
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