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When a latino women takes a tostitos chip and dips it in a man's butthole that looks like guacamole because he hasn't wiped in a few weeks.
I was at Ron Jeremy's house last night and he made me give him an extra crusty Garcia.
the hottest most kindest boy in the world that i love so much no matter what except for maybe his fish sucking hook ups but other then that his the perfect man for me and his all i want
someone: you know jay garcia me: his all i want 💕💕
Isai is the Mexican Reddit kid who smells like tortillas and probably never took a shower. He is the person to name every Clash of Clan character off the top of their head. He also is in a trash friend group with 3 other douche bags. He shows 0 attraction towards everything and probably is Asexual.
Shane Johnson: Oh you play Clash of Clans? Name every trooper.
Isai Garcia: Barbarian
Archer
Giant
Goblin
Wall Breaker
Balloon
Wizard
Healer
Dragon
P.E.K.K.A
Baby Dragon
Miner
Electro Dragon
Yeti (Yetimite)Ice Wizard
Battle Ram (Barbarian)
Pumpkin Barbarian (Barbarian)
Giant Skeleton
Skeleton Barrel (Skeleton)
El Primo
Party Wizard
Royal Ghost
Minion
Hog Rider
Valkyrie
Golem (Golemite)
Witch (Skeleton)
Lava Hound (Lava Pup)
Bowler
Ice Golem
HeadhunterRaged Barbarian
Sneaky Archer
Boxer Giant
Beta Minion
Bomber
Baby Dragon
Cannon Cart
Night Witch (Bat)
Drop Ship (Skeleton)
Super P.E.K.K.A
Hog Glider (Hog Rider)
The worst bar in Sea Island, Georgia. You will get hit on by the ugliest men known to mankind. A certain bartender named Miguel can get it though.
“Let’s go to Bubba Garcias!”
“Hell No!!! Last time I went there I got so drunk I kissed a buttfuck ugly redneck”
She's a very beautiful human being. she can make you smile when you're down and if you're lucky she'll comfort you with a kiss :*. Keyla Garcia can sense when you're down or not okay. Keyla may be one of the best people you'll ever meet because she's loyal truthful and kind. the only time she'll lie to you is to protect you. but even though she's all that she's also sensitive. Keyla hides her emotions yet she acts tough to try and protect herself , its like a sheild.
Keyla garcia is a wonderful person yet I would fuck her all night long in bed! like damn mami that body though!!
The art of flinging your crusty cum sock at your significant others face and farting in her/his mouth thereafter.
Dude, i gave shelia a smelly garcia this morining!
Dude nice!