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garfield

an orange fat lazy cat who craves lasagna and hates mondays. in the original comic strip, he speaks in his mind, and somehow his owner jon can hear him talk in his mind. but in the garfield show, he can actually talk instead of talking in his minds, so the feline can say actual words.

jon: oh dang it i forgot to feed the fat feline

garfield: better give me my food or i'll hit you with this bat

by dagr8estgamer/rick animation February 25, 2022


Garfield

A fat pussy

Bro did u see her laying on the bed in that video.
Yea that thang was on full Garfield

by Here4dabros February 28, 2022


andrew garfield’s quint owner

just like the good old busby fandom owners, kiara is andrew garfield’s certified quint owner. she rightfully claimed this spot and it can NOT be shared. anyone who tries to take andrew garfield’s current and only quint owner’s place has a fate of going 100000 years to prison. a part from getting a nice busby fandom canceling ofc.

person 1: did you see someone claimed to be andrew garfield’s quint owner?

person 2: no way!! that’s kiaras spot only

by andrewgarfieldspotbrownie February 18, 2022


Owen Garfield

A boy who loves his friends very much

Friend- Man Owen Garfield loves his friends

by Owen Garfield May 28, 2019


garfield gooner

A girl who goons their boyfriend in the Garfield movie (2024) and is usually named Liv

She sure is a Garfield Gooner

by Schizophrenic Urban June 7, 2024


Garfielding

When you are too lazy to have sex so you just lay down and let that pink pussy go on you.

If you're garfielding, you're a bitch.

by Yumi Ishiyama April 13, 2021


Richard Garfield

Magic: The Gathering creator

Richard Garfield is a genius!

by Lfberthiaume January 26, 2019