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As of 2009, the 3rd richest man in the world, he has made our lives easier through Microsoft and has redefined many times the meaning of "Personal Computer". Bill Gates, along with Steve jobs, have made our lives easier ever since the 1990's with the internet and the pc's and macs, and even though there's controversies about which is better, deep down, we all know there equal. He has donated billions of dollars to charities and will keep on doin' it until he's out of money. He is a good man and therefore deserves to be respected.
"If you had a chance to meet bill gates, would you do it?"
"no, he's a nerd"
" Well he's a rich nerd"
"I don't give a crap, hes lame."
" You're a retard."
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Type of guy to care about his eye brows, will floss them until perfect. He loves to drink orange juice in the mornin plucked from his own plant, and will typically squeeze the juice with his feet, as he specializes in feet work.
Scott Gates can really squeeze some oranges
Basically the good ending of the anime Steins;Gate. It's the worldline where both Kurisu and Mayuri are alive and WW3 doesn't happen.
Finally, we have reached Steins Gate.
A guy who is gay while in prison but he is straight when he is released.
You were sucking dick in prison why not now? Or you one of those straight at the gate mofo’s?
"Hey you snatch that V-card?"
"Ya took me months to break the iron gates."
(verb) To delegate and delete a task that was emailed to you, absolving yourself of any future responsibility related to said task.
Co-worker: "Did you finish formatting that new TPS report cover sheet I emailed you about?"
You: "I delete-gated it to Mike. You better ask him."
When someone denies a pregnant lady Portillos chocolate cake without good reason resulting in an uprising.
Do you remember Portillo-gate 2012? That pregnant chick went crazy on that lady!