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For a man to bring himself to an an honourable and satisfying climax through masturbation.
Sit back, relax, and bring yourself to a Gentleman's Completion
"Bloody hell, have you seen those pics of Jessica Simpson? I had to go home in a rush..."
"How was it?"
"Gentleman's completion..."
Consternation over whether or not to release one’s flatulence for fear of it being a big ole wet shart. The pressure is real but the fear of shatting oneself is concerning.
Often occurrs during a Gentleman’s Release.
I had the Gentleman’s Delima today. I gambled and sadly, I lost. I sharted straight down my pant leg into my shoe. I should have known better having had a fizzy bisto earlier.
Gentleman's Umbrella is when a man who is uncircumcised attaches his penis to a man with a circumcised penis by pulling the foreskin over both the penises.
Normally used in the homosexual community. But to do it the person doesn't have to be gay.
Hey Tom did you hear there was a chance of rain, would you like a Gentleman's Umbrella?
It sure is windy, would you like to use my Gentleman's Umbrella?
The last sip of water (or other beverage) left as a courtesy for the recipient of a guy’s load, post-oral. Necessary when he knows he won’t want to get up to refill the glass completely.
Bro 1: “Bro, I got the craziest head from my girl last night”
Bro 2: “Yo, did you leave her the gentleman’s sip?”
Bro 1: “It’s 2022 dawg, what do you take me for?”
Whatever the time is when you wake up without setting your alarm. Generally between 9am and 11am
Guy1: Dude, you wanna go for a surf tomorow morning?
Guy2: Sure, what time?
Guy1: Dawn Patrol?
Guy2: Fuck that! Let's sleep in and head down to the beach at Gentleman's Hour.
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An unusually powerful, beautiful and charasmatic woman who chases after well-mannered and considerate men with high standards of proper behavior. Only the best is acceptable for this woman. She will lead you on, act sweet and nice, and make you think she realy likes you. Then when you fall completely head over heals in love with her... she'll kill the passion. She'll stomp all over your feelings, take your money and go find another gentleman within seconds of breaking your heart.
"You're such a slutty little maneater"
"I am not! I'm a gentleman eater. I only like the good guys!"
"But you're still a slut"
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Meaning that one often can't walk up stairs, or climb heights.
likes the odd penis in the mouth
And always has a cigarette after.
"should i help that Frail Gentleman up the stairs?" "Yeah, he may topple over."
"That Frail Gentleman looks a bit weary... after climbing all those stairs!" "yeah, 3 steps is usually his limit for the day. otherwise he'll frail himself out!"
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