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The residual spray left in the toilet after a bout of diarrhea.
Honey, will you please clean up this disgusting shitter glitter!
a) When you offer to give a celebratory hug to a perfomer who is covered in glitter and leave equally covered in glitter.
b) When you are covered in glitter from performing and a friend or fan dressed entirely in dark clothing comes in for a hug. You stop them at arms length and warn them, but they insist on the hug any way. You then leave your mark in glitter.
"I just left a glitter skidder on a friendly fan."
A condition experienced by some men on a monthly basis that may cause irritability, anxiety, depression, headache, and hissy fits. Comparable to menstruation in women.
"My husband threw a fit when I told him we weren't having meatloaf on Monday. I think he's on his Glitter Time."
a way to put some pizzazz in your jazz
I used a glitter tampon and had to go straight to the hospital
When a woman with braces smiles after a man blows a load on her mouth.
I was blinded by Peggy's mouth glitter.
When a man or woman rubs his or her butt in glitter before sex.
Tom had his glitter ass ready for me last night.
Also known as A city slicker or a person who makes you think they know what being country's like or to work on vehicles but to scared to get there hands or boots dirty.
Dont be a fucking glitter cricket..