Goose

Goosing is the act of pulling out your dick and wacking said female in the face. Though this term can be used by anyone, it in standard situations calls for an older male sportscaster (ie Goose Givens) and a 14 year old girl.

Man, I goosed Sara Nardella last night.
Yah he was passed out and I goosed him good.

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Goose

A loving word for mother.

Derived from Mother Goose.

Son: Hey Goose how are you?
Mother: Better than you after what I just found out you did!

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Goose

a street prostitute or "whore"

"yo maaaad goose!"
"dl goose"
"cop mad goose"

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goosing

Sexual intercourse

When you're out on Tuesday nights at your flower arranging class I stick on my cowboy boots and give your mum a right good goosing

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Goose

A third wingman that questions everything that the you and your wingman might do i.e. hobbies, musical tastes, etc. Always one of pessimistic behavior.

I know this movie is good because Goose didn't like it.

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goose

A strange cockney bus driver who most likely likes to soap up little boys. Can't drive for toffee.

Goose just tried to rape when i got of the bus!

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Goosed

Goosed is a way of simply implying how drunk you are. Goose is the name of the all alcoholic drinks.

Josh: Bro im goosed asf.

On another occasion: Josh: Go get the goose. Im tryna get drunk

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