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A real man he loves hard count that money a do what he got to do for him and his family he loves spending money on his wife when he's mad he is mad he don't like his wife doing stuff he don't approve Greg is the right one for you get a Greg
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The biggest faggot and queer. He has no friends. lives a terrible life. everybody hates him. BIG DOUCHECANOE
Greg is the biggest homosexual ever.
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Make a computer Operating System nigh-on unusable within a relatively short period of time, usually in the region of 6 months after re-installing the operating system and all required software.
Damn it I have gone and gregged this new computer!
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1. Someone who lacks cooking skills and cooks Texas Toast garlic bread in the toaster.
2. Male species of the phenotype nerd. Ears spontaneously turn red.
"Why is there cheese in the bottom of your toaster? Did you pull a Greg?"
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A kind of grown man that likes to hit on and molest little boys. He tries to play himself off as a straight male, but does not even attempt to hide his love for the underaged boys. The median age for the type of kids he's attracted is his weight divided by his age. If the child does not fall into that age range, he is not attracted to said child.
Gregs can usually be found working at grocery stores creeping on the little boys. To save on groceries, a young boy can swipe the store's discount card between Greg's asscheeks for 10% off. If you are a female of any age, do not expect to receive any help.
#1: Did you see that child molester that got caught on the news?
#2: Yeah, he's such a Greg!
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A male of the human genus who can only have sex on the first Wednesday of the month and only in the the second half of the year ei, July-December. Greg can only fornicate with women named named Janice, Ellen, Diana, Bobbie, Sandra, and Lucy. If these requirements aren't met, his penis promptly falls off and has to be reattached with specialty imported superglue made from camel shit, horsefly eggs, chicken cheese, cryogenically frozen corn gruel, and the whipped RNA extract from the saliva of a pica patient's gum bezoar.
Greg's detachable penis will get him nowhere in life.
Greg must learn to have sexual relations with women with other names or he has a very slim chance of getting laid in the future.
My boyfriend's penis falls off unless I have sex with him infrequently under very specific criteria, he must be a Greg.
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