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guardian plants

Aka: weeds

A guardian plant (aka: weed) is a quick growing plant whose main purpose is to create ground cover as soon as possible to: retain moisture, keep the soil cool, generate shade for slower growing plants, provide floral arrangements until more well established plants grow, provide landmarks and homes for smaller creatures, keep soil in its place during downpours or flood, contribute to carbon matter that feeds larger plants.

Guardian plants are what most people call "weeds", but are actually very useful, and so the negative term needs refreshment.

Guardian plants are not enemies, they are valued members of the garden community.

Plant lives matter!

"Those guardian plants are not as pretty as my roses, but I know they will help the bushes grow stronger by providing them with shade."

"Some of those guardian plants have the cutest flowers on the tips, and the bees seem to love them!"

"I put one of the guardian plants in a pot by itself, it actually looks quite good!"

"Without those Guardian plants, the soil in my front yard wouldn't be as fruitful as it is today."

by Mr H20 September 04, 2022


Guardian

An adult pedophile predator who grooms a minor for a future sexual relationship or trafficking.

Nate was trying to position himself as Stanley's guardian, so we reported him to the police.

by Top5Player July 25, 2021


guardian

1- Person who has been appointed by a court or otherwise has the legal authority (and the corresponding duty) to make decisions relevant to the personal and property interests of another person who is deemed incompetent.
2- Person who raised and cared for another person (without kinship and without adoption).

My guardian is a good person.

by Coldandhot October 14, 2023


GuardiaN

A NaVi CS:GO player who is good with AWP.

Guy 1: Dude have you seen GuardiaN on the tournament?

Guy 2: Yea, this guy is cracked with his snipes!

by FartGarfunkel March 11, 2020


Guardians

A term used generally for Nazis and Neo Nazis. The term is derived from those that guarded concentration camps.

Don't go in there, it's a Guardians bar.

by Polyglottted July 23, 2021


GUARDIAN

When your non-binary friend wants a parental term to identify by. So you shout GUARDIAN!

"Not mom, not dad, I is GUARDIAN"
Wow, what a badass friend.

by yeehawturds December 10, 2021


Guardian

the reason you keep getting game overs in BOTW

Link:*walking through hyrule field*
*guardian theme plays*
*link starts seeing red dot on his body*
Guardian: so you have chosen death

by NightG August 15, 2020