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Where the money reside. Head bitch in charge, everyone else follows.
That’s on Mary had a little lamb
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When you find something so ridicilous and hard to read that you think the other person had a stroke.
Person1: Everyone: Hajy Me: I dmon
ever: hno m: i kall l
ever: n :me :ever
Person2: I had a stroke trying to read this.
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Not having any problems with a job carried out by a professional.
“Painted a car in a car park the other day, done it for years, never had any issues”.
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the best song ever its a great song i listen to it everyday i prefer the clean version
clean: u the u the best
dirty: u the fucking best
dirty dont flow as good
lizzie: i love the song best i ever had
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sexual, as in the best sex you have ever had. Usually said when describing the love of your life, or to their face.
" That grunge kid was the best I've ever had."
" You're the best I've ever had, babe."
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A meme that is meant to draw attention to blunders made on the job.
Guy 1: Are those Doritos in the Fritos isle?
Guy 2: You had one job, store manager!
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This is how you know some one is lying.
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